corgisandboobs:

Give him a million dollars and a puppy of his choosing.

corgisandboobs:

Give him a million dollars and a puppy of his choosing.

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

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samssamulet:

the last one though lol

(via humourprincess)

facina-oris:

DEATH! That is what you’ll bring upon us. Dragonfire and ruin. If you awaken that beast, it will destroy us all.

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bubblesarebeautiful:

ultrafacts:

For more facts, Visit / Follow Ultrafacts!

Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

Reblogging for that comment

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officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

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rainbowsparklekittens:

REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE

image

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the-bohemian-maiden:

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen ever.

the-bohemian-maiden:

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen ever.

(via allantruong)

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

(via allantruong)

wifibox:

highlight of my day

image

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mecjan:

I’m so glad they’re having a baby together

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space-pics:

An animation I made of the Moon passing into eclipsehttp://space-pics.tumblr.com/

space-pics:

An animation I made of the Moon passing into eclipse
http://space-pics.tumblr.com/

space-pics:

Lunar Eclipse image with lots of stars. One image of a coming time lapse sequence. [OC] [4608x3456]http://space-pics.tumblr.com/

space-pics:

Lunar Eclipse image with lots of stars. One image of a coming time lapse sequence. [OC] [4608x3456]
http://space-pics.tumblr.com/